HG's guide to relationships:

Source of reference - Taken from one of the forwarded emails or Relationship articles I read

Heh, relationships is like turning grape into wine...

• Picking which grape to use - start of bonding before relationship.
• Found the right grape - found a suitable match.
• Transforming grape to wine - length of a relationship whereby hardwork and commitment is needed.
• Maintaining the wine bottle by turning it every year - the amount of work and effort put in in order to make the relationship last.
• Tasting the wine - the outcome of the relationship whether or not it is happiness or sadness, hurt or joy.
  

My type of wine - would be similar to Oyster Bay or my classic favourite Brown Brothers Moscato, Mmmm...